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timtampon:

And so the madness continues

(Source: paid-in-starbucks, via button-on-your-blouse)

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via baracknobama)

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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cartel:

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

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Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via fossilsofouryouth)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: theofficialwalmart, via fossilsofouryouth)

internetexplorers:

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

i thought this was a seal

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rockintensse:

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

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