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lezletliveletlove:

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

Demi is my queen. Love you <3

(Source: bemynightingale, via kenzi-elizabeth)

taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey

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sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

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ridge:

can we just talk about how the little brother of the actor who played Zero in Holes looks exactly like Zero now

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tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

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kitty-glitterrr:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

Oh. My. God.

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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